Gosh.. Nose.. pls.. dun run!

*BREATHING HARSHLY*

*

wanna noe why?? cuase i was chaing my nose this whole day!! its RUNNING LIKE MAD!!!
seriously wei.. nose are nose.. why u treat me like that? wat i've done to you.. i always smell good things.. nice smell things.. NEVER treat u bad before.. why are u running away from me.. WHY!! even u wanna run away from me?? who else i'm gonna talk to at night before i sleep?? STOP RUNNING!!!
*

*tissue TISSUE!!!*

ya man.. i need to buy that device.. so easy when my nose being naughty and wan to run away..

see!! compare their method and my method.. their's are more profesional.. mine is like.. S H I T!

whole day like that wei.. sien not? lol..

OH OH!! i have a remedy!!

(USED TO BE EFFICIENT.. but i suppose i;m immune to it already.. but u can try??)

USE VICKS!

ya man.. this helps me A LITTLE.. last time use to be very fast.. but now takes a longer time.. lol.. put some on ur tissue and sniff it throughout the day.. and TADA!! NOSE INSAF!! duwanna run anymore =D

k k k k .. better go sleep now.. chow.. hope it helps next time if u encounter.. *TOUCH WOOD*

NCIS

DAMN! its a nice series man.. i've been watching it this whole year after being influenced by my sis.. she LOVES to watch this kind of show.. NCIS CSI.. well i've not watch any CSI shows.. but i find this NCIS is also not bad.. love the main character(gibss).. damn chun.. and also tony.. LOL! very funny yet provides alot of information.. haha!

DO YOU GUYS NOE HE WAS IN NCIS?!?!?!
SEASON 3 chap 13 i think.. he was in that chapter for about 5 minutes.. damn chun..
*
ahh!! this end of season 3 damn touching wei.. the leader.. quit! wth rite? but he join back la sure.. shall see the next season.. haha!

gosh today ar.. dunno load how many times to watch the last chapter of this season.. damn bengang.. but finally now.. I WATCH FINISH!! 3 seasons.. wohoo!! =D

k k blog too much.. time to sleep..

N C I S rock!

A trip to KL

Finally.. a trip down to KL without my mother..but of course with my uncle and cousin sister.. LOL!

*

fu la mak!

as always J A M!

but i realise something.. malaysia actually not really that bad... cuase just now jam that time.. my uncle mentioned.. OTHER PLACES ARE WORST!! i was like.. huH? KL i wan to cry d.. got somewhere else worst than this????

*

besides that.. we have FOOD!!!!! o m g! so much food ever hour every corner.. starve?? not in malaysian dictionary.. LOL!

*

i've also learn that our petrol price is actually quite cheap as compared to other country.. for instance.. in CHINA.. their petrol price is like 7 RMB.. which is RM3.5 per litter.. hello? that so expansive man.. speaking of which..in AUSTRALIA... in one day.. they can change prices a few times.. so actually.. 1.8 for our fuel isn't that bad ritE?

*

resources.. we have alot rite??? well i suppose why we are still like this is because of...

WE KNOW WAT! =D start with P end with C which is P&C =D

*************************

wohoo!! finally i go MAMAK with my G1 mates..seriously.. we NEVER meet up to yam cha before.. this is like the 1st time.. LOL! there was about 7 of us..

Ker Han

Han Hwa

Jeremy

Khee Zhao

Sharlene

Xinyu

and I

*

not ALOT of them.. but quite okay la for the 1st meeting? LOL!

suppose to meet 830.. but WE MALAYSIAN!! have MALASIAN TIMING!! so we took off about 9.. but still okay lar...=D

*

gosh.. TIME FLIES!! we talk talk talk talk talk..all sorts of nonsense.. all craps.. and it was kinda late already.. so we decided to chow.. and guess wat!! we actually stood up d.. gather at one end of the table and CHATTED FOR A WHILE AGIAN!!

HAHAHAHAHA!! G1 la tu.. do all the weird weird stuffs.. and finally went back

AWESOME HUH!!

A Roadtrip to Lumut

A Roadtrip down to lumut today..

why?

cuase my mum heard of this guy where his messaging is super good where if u have any problem with ur spine or ur vertebra not in place.. he can just do it for u.. in 5 seconds.. LOL!

*

Since my uncle form china has this problem.. we say.. WHY NOT? pay him a visit =D

*

as the place was new to us and we are not very familiar with Lumut.. i used TECHNOLOGY to help us.. GOOGLE MAP! to be honest.. it is quite useful.. but we dint EXACTLY follow it as we were kinda rushing for time... cuase this doctor has time limit.. will onli see patients until 1 oclock.. if not cannot see d.. so we were kinda speeding all the way...* my mum were kinda speeding all the way... LOL!

*

when we reach lumut.. we decided to call this fella to ask for directions..

WAT THE!!! damn grumpy wei this fella... can call him the grumpy old man

seriously.. on the phone with him i feel like giving him a big slap on his face.. damn kurang ajar lor.. ask directions ni.. he scream at u la.. say all sorts of nonsense... i was thinking.. why someone who open something to help ppl fix their back will have such attitide? aren't u suppose to be nice to costumers??

*

we were all pissed with him as he couldn't really give us directions and the time was 1230? 30 mins to 1??? so we stop here and there..wind down window to ask here ask there.. where is this? where is that? until finally we reach at about 1245? which was also alittle bit of luck...

*

GUESS WAT MAN!!!

*

That doc: sorry i cannot see u now already

uncle: but its not 1 yet

doc: yea but after 9 i need to see ur x-ray only can do.. if i do without it thing might go wrong.. but if u come be4 9.. no need x-ray..

*

i was like.. wth? why so weird wan? be4 9 no need.. after 9 need... and WHY DINT U TELL US EARLIER?!?!?!?!?!?! but something i really dun understand.. he was NICE!!!!! AHAHAHA!! crazy rite?? seriously.. he doesn't look nice.. but he was kinda frenly when we talk to him..so yea.. we concluded that he couldn't really hear us on the phone.. so raised his voice a little?? haha!

*

so.. ZHA DOU LO!! go back lo.. but it wasn't really that bad la.. went bidor makan.. then onli balik.. LOL!

*

THERE GOES MY DAY! fun becuase we travel so far.. disappointed becuase we travel so far for nothing.. LOL!

Party In the USA??

NOPE! Party at RHY'S PLACE!

*

1st of all.. please thank MY car.. i repeat.. MY CAR.. for doing such a good job for bringing us to Raifana's house..

GOOD JOB WRF 2!! u r the man MAN!

*

k la k la.. THANK YOU KER HAN!! =D his the man seriously.. without him.. i think i just reach raifana's house.. or maybe still finding?? hmmm.. good question.. LOL!

*

1st activity for the day!!

TOUR!

i dunno wat u call this.. but its super duper AWESOME!!!

SWIMMING POOL OF COURSE! DUH? lol.. nice rite??

not to forget she also has a

solerium(where the sun shine during the day??)

library for her to study?

Gym

Guest HOUSE!! not room its a GUEST HOUSE in a HOUSE

play room (pool table &fusbal)

MOVIE room

and one last thing( i think, too much to remember )

SHE HAS TELEVISYEN EVERYWHERE!! including her KITCHEN!

*

syok rite? eh eh.. i noe wat are u guys thinking now.. its not a resort k? not a hotel k? we are not in bukit merah.. WE ARE IN RAIFANA'S HOUSE!! lol.. damn chun lo.. no need go BM d.. go her house stay also worth it d.. can play all night.. F.O.C SOMEMORE!

*

Wokie.. after touring.. which took about 1 hour? due to the huge-ness of the house? lol!

(jk not that long lar)

PLAY TIME!

pro wei she.. got to go up table wan..

yup.. we played pool and fusball 1st.. fun man.. no need worry of pocket being emptied as we can just play without paying.. LOL!

DINNER WAS NEXT!!!

O H M Y G O S H

HEAVEN!

we had so much food! and all HOMEMADE and AWESOME thanks to raifana's mum..

THANK YOU!!

SWIMMING! funnest activity i suppose?

yup i got "zham Chu Long" dunno who i raped that cause me that punishment..

once i changed i came out from the toilet and see jeremy and pei wern searching for me.. so i thought they miss me la... and i went to them.. the next thing i noe.. hands leg tied up...and u guys can guess wats next...

*pooooossshhh*

Okay..when u have water ballooons and u are high playing.. u sure do something stupid rite?? so i did something really "smart" and HAN HWA RAPED ME!!!! sobs sobs.. i;m not a virgin anymore.. :(

ahhh!! my BOOBS!!

YES! BELIEVE WAT U SEE!!this is TRUE.. RAIFANA CAN STAND ON WATER!!!.. no photo edit.. no photo effect.. its REAL..she has SKILLS!! she not onli can sing.. write her own songs.. SHE CAN ALSO WALK ON WATER!! too bad its dark cannot take a vid.. but

A PICTURE SPEAKS A THOUSAND OF WORDS!!

Group photo.. sweet!

another photo outside the resort..

OH DAMN!! sorry.. i mean RAIFANA's HOUSE.. sorry i got mixed up.. thought i was in RAYANA's RESORT.. my bad my bad..

IT was an AWESOME NIGHT.. thanks for organising such a nice party RAI!

This Is Fun!!

Dear Lam Jer Renn,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg under a street light and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I haven’t showered in a month and i'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Best of luck on the sex change.
Yi Xian

Anyone who found it funny should do it! Here's how:

Dear (someone you recently talked to), I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – My ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Bitchy
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an
Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah
Winfrey Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself.

*************************

RAIFANA'S PARTY UPDATE TOMORROW!! =D

Rumah Manis Rumah (Home Sweet Home) =D

HOME AT LAST!!! wheee..

before i start talking about my penang trip.. let me tell you how the plan went..

The plan was actually to leave Friday EARLY morning.. so fine lo.. the day before i went watch NEW MOON with my EX... classmates =D

OH MY GOSH!

no offence.. but .. i dun really like the show.. HAHA! dunno why girls so crazy with EDWARD.. maybe i dun see the yeng-ness of him la? but for me.. his NOTHING! not that i've something but seriously he okay okay ni lar.... prefer JACOB but he damn show off his 8 PACKS lar.. lol!

for me it was kinda DULL.. nothing much.. fight scene also not much.. quite sien la.. haha!

sORry New MoOn faNs...

ONE MORE THING!! JerRenn told me this and i TOTALLY agree with him.. BElla that actress cannot act wan.. one tone face ni.. cannot EXPRESS her self that well lo.. very mono face.. lol! if there is such term.. thank God the show got ALICE and JANE..hahahahah!

wokie so after finish our movie i went back home and the 1st think i hear shocked me...
*

WE ARE LEAVING TO PENANG TODAY!

*

what? today? i thought tmr? (monologue dalaman)

so i look around to see anyone laughing or somehting like that cuase they MIGHT be joking.. haha! sadly.. they are serious! so i quickly get ready and we left about 9pm..

HOLLY COW!

JAM!!!

it took us 7 hours to reach penang..

YUP!! 4 AM we reach there..1st time on the road until so late.. LOL!

A christma Carol! wanted to watch.. actaully BOUGHT the ticket to watch d.. but made an appointment to see someone so i dint go watch.. cousin and bro went and they say its not very nice.. LOL! so think twice before watching it =D

COMING BACK!! another nightmare.. jam AGAIN! but it was SLIGHTLY better.. took us 5 and a half hours.. SIEN RITE?!?!?!? but thank God.. i'm FINALLY HOME!!

HOME SWEET HOM MAN!WHEEEEEEEE!

SO SO SO SO SO SORRY!
no pictures for u all =D
I BROUGHT my camera.. but dint take much.. haiz.. never make use of it.. sad case..
but overall.. the trip was FUN and nice.. if the travel time was normal.. its another PERFECT trip =D