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Dear Lam Jer Renn,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg under a street light and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I haven’t showered in a month and i'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Best of luck on the sex change.
Yi Xian

Anyone who found it funny should do it! Here's how:

Dear (someone you recently talked to), I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – My ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Bitchy
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an
Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah
Winfrey Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself.

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RAIFANA'S PARTY UPDATE TOMORROW!! =D

Rumah Manis Rumah (Home Sweet Home) =D

HOME AT LAST!!! wheee..

before i start talking about my penang trip.. let me tell you how the plan went..

The plan was actually to leave Friday EARLY morning.. so fine lo.. the day before i went watch NEW MOON with my EX... classmates =D

OH MY GOSH!

no offence.. but .. i dun really like the show.. HAHA! dunno why girls so crazy with EDWARD.. maybe i dun see the yeng-ness of him la? but for me.. his NOTHING! not that i've something but seriously he okay okay ni lar.... prefer JACOB but he damn show off his 8 PACKS lar.. lol!

for me it was kinda DULL.. nothing much.. fight scene also not much.. quite sien la.. haha!

sORry New MoOn faNs...

ONE MORE THING!! JerRenn told me this and i TOTALLY agree with him.. BElla that actress cannot act wan.. one tone face ni.. cannot EXPRESS her self that well lo.. very mono face.. lol! if there is such term.. thank God the show got ALICE and JANE..hahahahah!

wokie so after finish our movie i went back home and the 1st think i hear shocked me...
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WE ARE LEAVING TO PENANG TODAY!

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what? today? i thought tmr? (monologue dalaman)

so i look around to see anyone laughing or somehting like that cuase they MIGHT be joking.. haha! sadly.. they are serious! so i quickly get ready and we left about 9pm..

HOLLY COW!

JAM!!!

it took us 7 hours to reach penang..

YUP!! 4 AM we reach there..1st time on the road until so late.. LOL!

A christma Carol! wanted to watch.. actaully BOUGHT the ticket to watch d.. but made an appointment to see someone so i dint go watch.. cousin and bro went and they say its not very nice.. LOL! so think twice before watching it =D

COMING BACK!! another nightmare.. jam AGAIN! but it was SLIGHTLY better.. took us 5 and a half hours.. SIEN RITE?!?!?!? but thank God.. i'm FINALLY HOME!!

HOME SWEET HOM MAN!WHEEEEEEEE!

SO SO SO SO SO SORRY!
no pictures for u all =D
I BROUGHT my camera.. but dint take much.. haiz.. never make use of it.. sad case..
but overall.. the trip was FUN and nice.. if the travel time was normal.. its another PERFECT trip =D

Happy Birthday Grandpa!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDPA!!

Whee.. today is My Grand Pa and Shawn Phillips Bday =D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATES!! anyways.. i went dinner with my grandpa =D

uhuh! monte's.. somewhere in klang.. well the food is NOT BAD!!

Fuyoh! Bday boy ni.. boleh Pose man! =D

FaMiLy! (Father and Mother I Love You!)

*tick tock tick tock!* and food not here yet.. sooooo.. with such nice christmas tree.. wat will we do??? SNAP SOME PICTURES!!!!! =D =D

not THAT nice la rite? but okay la.. not bad.. hehe!

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Makan time super sampat.. my bro saw N/A in the menu.. and he asked wat is it.. so i say..

NOT AVAILABLE LAR..

then my father say NO! its not not available..

so as usual i lame lar..

"NO APPITITE ??"

haha! quite funny la rite? bei min la.. laugh abit? LOL!

k k.. this wan for fun onli..

sudddenly my mum ask.. WATS DNA?!?!

me: zzzzz.. I DUNNO!!

mum: HAI YO!

me: errm.. do not attack??

Mum: "jeling me"

me:*WHAT!! exam finish d le.. dun ask me DNA! deoxyribonuclicacid? WTh?"

dad: hai yo.. its Do Not Answer(DNA) lar...

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SWT!

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wheee! bday cake.. haha.. terlambat.. grandpa cut out one piece liao.. HAHA!

happy grandpa =D

he so happy got grandson like ME and my BRO.. and also grand daughter like my sis!hehehe

SYOK SENDIRI!

SPEAKING OF GRAND DAUGHTER!!

nah sis.. feed u?? NOT! lol.. he makan sendiri.. =P

Hope u enjoyed ur Bday Grandpa! though it was just a simple one.. but ya man! hope u liked it=D

This month my father seriously pok kai...

1st mum bday

then my bday

now grandpa bday

SOON! bro bday. HAHAHA!

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Clean up?

FINALLY!! after how many days after my finals!! (let me count.. finish exam nov 11.. so its 1,2,3,4).. DAMN where's my calculator!!

ahh!! okay okay.. so wats 1 +2 +3 +4...

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"loading"

"Processing"
"CALCULATING"

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! u noe wat!! it has been quite a number of days since i finish my finals.. and BACK TO THE POINT!!

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err.... errr... DAMN! i forgotten wat i wanted to say..do allow me to REPEAT!!
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*ahem ahem*

FINALLY!! after how many days after my finals!!(who cares how many!)

i started PACKING MY BOOKs!! WOHOO!!

damn messy rite?? no? oh oh wait ar.. this might convince u!!

tada! RUBBISH!!! (wooooppss.. sry wrong word to use) i mean KNOWLEDGE!!! haha!

so i decided to clean up a little..and once i was in the mood..

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"XIAN!!!!"

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yup mum called.. she wants me to be a driver.. so k lorr... went out with her... thought it will be quick.. but ended up we went out for quite a long time =D

but anyways.. i MANAGE to CLEAR up alittle after that.. but not everything! haha
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ANYWAYS PEOPLE!!

SAM BOOKS

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For those juniors out there who is deciding to do SAM.. U CHOOSE THE RIGHT PATH!! and to make things better.. BUY BOOKS FROM ME!! =D

if u guys are interested pls inform me =D ( cheap cheap sell to u!!)

maybe? if u wan? some advice?? hahaha!

leave a msg in my cbox =D

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oh oh GUESS WAT MAN!! today while being a driver i was listening to the RADIO!!

fly fm of course..(became my fav this year cuase i drive more often =D)

i heard there is such thing!! which really AMAZED ME!! and made me concentrate more on the radio rather than the ROAD!!(dangerous hei? LOL!)

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HARRY POTTER THEME PARK!!!

ya man.. u see it right!

harry potter the movie? harry potter book? BORING!!

now its HARRY POTTER THEME PARK!!

uhuh! cool?? i noe wei! well this pic aren't real i suppose.. looks fake.. but later on see the vid!! its true!!

will be ready NEXT YEAR!! in orlando..

G1 MATES!! remember i say 10 years time meet in florida?? WHY NOT WE MEET IN ORLANDO instead?!?!

{"omg are u serious?? 10 years time meet in harry potter's theme park? HELLO!! we will be 28 years old!"}

i noe i noe.. SO WAT!!!(i;m still a rock star) we can still go to that theme park rite?? =D =D

MAKE SURE AR!! DUN FFK!! hehehe!

(i've got the feeling.. that this plan will be so dead.. that this plan aint gonna work out! (SADLY!) )

k k.. enough of crapping.. see this vid man!

DONE finally!

After 4 days of sleepless night i finally finish THE LITTLE NYONYA!!

haiz! how i wish i so rajin can STUDY until 4 - 5 am in the morning..

Anyways.. here are my views about the show.. hehe!! Jr, i wanan try movie review-ing =D

The main character!! (darn.. i forgotten the name.. just search!!) oh oh .. jannet i think? LOL! yea..

Her acting is awesome!! damn chun.. very influential..

(gosh.. i forgotten wat i wanted to say d.. haha!)

Wokie about the show.. hmmm...its has all the element which i've learn during secondary

imbas kembali

imbas muka

monologue dalaman

hiperbola

suspance

lame-ness

moral values

For me the show its alot of conflict.. which make viewers like ME to mad.. LOL! seriously i watch and got mad with the character.. esp one of them.. super duper useless!! LOL... u watch and u;ll noe who and why.. THANK god i do not have a father like him.. =D

it really made me chase the show.. from one chap to another.. if its not becuase of my mum.. i think i can finish in 2 days!! lol..

*go sleep lar!! so late d* (her fav line)

but one thing about this vid.. abit the draggy.. i dunno why.. but i feel like the show is SUPER LONG.. one chapter.. its about 40 min.. when i watch NCIS.. its like.. wah.. so fast finish d.. but when i watch this show..eh.. so slow wan? I THINK its becuase of the background.. as this show talk about the pass and all the house big big wan.. made it a little boring for me =D

hahaha! k la i dunno wat to say and dun wish to carry on before u all snooze infront of the PC or press the X botton...

so jr... how u rate this? LOL! out of 2 =D

(if he give 2 good lar rite? if he give 1.. okay wut.. add one more full marks.. 0.. JR where got so bad give me 0) =D

ahhh... so sien wei holiday.. :(

OH OH!! today break record wei!!! my dinner.. 7 dishes.. but but!!

6 of them is VEGE!!! LOL!

seriously amazing.. i tak makan sayur punya budak..but manage to survive 6 dishes of VEGE!! muahahah...

well its becuase my uncle from china came here for a treatment and he brought a chinese doctor.. so she was like saying our eating habit is not good and she cooked for us.. TADA! 7 dishes but 6 of them is vege.. the other wan is a little bit of meat =D

uhuh! acupuncture!

she did that to my uncle for some treatment.. and guess wat!!

I TRIED!!
it was kinda pain but not that pain.. LOL! cant really feel it actually but it seems its really good.. haha!! i have no idea wei.. i tried.. i felt better abit lar..

=D =D =D

The Little Nyonya =D

*yawn*

fuyoh.. so long never blog liao.. why why??

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"cause mr yap reading??"

no la =D Mr Yap ni mar.. at most let him WHACK ni lor.. LOL!

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"lazy??"

LAZY!!?? no way.. blogging is good =D

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"hmm..tired??"

zzzzzzz.. HOLIDAY LAR!! TIRED WAT MAN!!

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"no idea!"

LOL!

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well... it was mainly becuase of this!!

"Siao Niang Er"

The Little Nyonya!

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haha... i noe i noe..

"eyer yx so gay.. watch DRAMA wei!"

i'm sure thats wat u guys are thinking now rite?? SORRY LA!! PEER PRESSURE!!

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my mum watched it.. say its nice..

my bro watched it.. say its nice..

MY SIS watched it.. CHASE ME FOR THE LAST CD cause.. LONG STORY!! lol

now its on TV.. and guess wat.. MY GRANDPA LOVES IT!! he's chasing it!! u noe normally dinner.. we eat on the dining table.. but THIS TIME!! he brings it out side and kill 2 birds with one stone.. COOL RITE?!!?! =D

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Uhuh.. due to that.. i'm watching it NOW!! lol.. it has been 3 days.. and i;m onli at episode 22.. slow rite?? i have other activities mar!!

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1) go out with gf... LOL! "in my dreams"..

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mainly bz with SPORTS!!! wheee.. it has been a loong looongg time since i last been to these places...

FUTSAL COURT!!

hmm.. dont really FANSY this place much.. but since my G1 mates love kicking so much.. i also teman them lar.. since not enough "kaki" to kick..

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and the court i miss most is THIS!!!

BADMINTON COURT!!! seriously man.. long time no see.. i even forgotten how it looks like! (hiperbola-ing)

finally get to play badminton.. now..*ouch* *alamak* type also pain... all my muscles crying.. LOL!

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NOT TO FORGET BASKETBALL!! ahh...

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anyways.. The Little Nyonya is really a good show..

i've not watch ALL yet but i can see that this show is really good..

MORAL VALUES gila banyak!

Mengekalkan tradisi kekeluargaan.. menerima, menghornati dan mengamalakan sesuatu adat kepercayaan wat turun temurun dalam keluaga.. LOL! THOSE WERE THE DAYS!! i forgotten liao..

i onli remember KEPERCAYAAN KPD TUHAN!! well this show has all these hidden values that WE really should have esp the main character's punya character.. RESPECT!

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ada romance, ada ranking, ada history, ada tamak, ada baik, ada patience LOL!

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this list can go on until tmr man!

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ANYWAYS!! i would like to apologize to JW!!! hahaha.. sry man.. =D

(he confirm will call me and ask me why!! 100%!!)

(unless of course he dint read it lar.. LOL!)

A Night To Remember!

WOHOO!! its finally the 18th of November!!! and guess wat!!!

its PROM NIGHT!!

=D

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*PHEW*

seriously.. i feel so nice now.. its like no more BURDEN!! honestly.. after Finals until prom just now.. Rai Shar Kh and i were REALLY busy...we got to prac 3 songs in approx 6 days!! seriously man.. we rushed practice like mad!! really can go crazy.. but THANK GOD!! we manage to do wat we supposed to do although it could be better but WHO CARES!!! our classmates enjoyed it.. ITS GOOD ENOUGH!!

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so yea we had alot of problems here and there.. deciding which song to choose.. wat to do and so on.. even today it self we had a few changes but luckily we manage to strive through it!!

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So THIS IT IS!! 530 pm... Han hwa and Chee Fong came my house and we went together!! haiz.. i noe man.. normally GUY go pick up GIRLS to prom.. but for us.. GUY come to another GUY's house and go together with one CAR!! :( SAD CASE RITE!! WE KNOW!!!

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So we reached there about 6 plus and meet up with our other classmates.. FUYOH!! everyone look so leng wei!! all really dress up super nicely.. but the sad part was.. onli 12 of us went.. out of 23.. HAIZ! that wan seriously super sad lor.. other class we can see full 2 tables.. go high with each other.. ours.. got la go high.. but not as high..LOL! if u get wat i mean..

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well the prom was just SO SO.. mainly becuase we were really nervous...but we, the thuperthars, enjoy the prom most after our performance.. LOL!

our class representative for Prom King and Queen

hot rite hot rite?? unfortunately we do not have enough man power.. onli 12 ppl.. haiz! sad wei... should have won!!

all SAM lecturers.. HUGE group rite?? I NOE WEI!!! haha!

as always.. =D quite cool actually.. haha! all the chops to indicate that we are part of the party.. if not dun let u in.. but actually if u REALLY wanna sneak in.. can wan lor...but why la wan do such stuffs? LOL!

*phew-wit* leng lui hor?? sorry!! not available!! LOL

WAH!! leng chai rite?? DUN WORRY!! ALL AVAILABLE!! =D =D (promoting)

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CLIMAX TIME!!! performance time!!!

WE!!!

ARE!!

THE!!

THUPERTHAR!!!!

=D =D

wheee! will surely miss our moments together for the pass one week.. sobs sobs...

We sang a total.. oppss.. i mean the VOCALIST sang a total of 3 songs..

1) Like A Star (super slow song)

2) Do You Remember (moderate)(original form US!!!)

3) Lonely (FAST SONG!)

now pls allow me to introduce my mates to my blog readers..

RAIFANA!!! the VOCALIST!! super awesome voice.. and super chun in writting her own song.. damn chun!! she is the founder of THUPERTHAR!! =D

SHARLENE!!! the PIANIST!! she's aweosme too.. damn chun in her piano skills.. mainly MUSIC.. she can play by ear!! AWESOME RITE?!?!?!

KER HAN!! the GUITARIST!! yeng rite yeng rite? love to see when he play his guitar.. super chun.. got the cool look.. guitar skills also good.. if and onli if the amplifier dint make those weird sound!! wat to do.. unlucky! BUT NVM!! IT STILL SOUNDED OKAY!(based on feedback)

ME! the DRUMMER!! haiz.. this wan i dunno wat to say lar.. super duper wooper NOOB!! go and drop his drumstick.. of all days.. haiz! spoiler wei.. but i did my best lar... dun blame me ya? LOL!

whle performing.. WHEEEEE!!

YUP!! thats abt it.. nothing MUCH actually.. but it was no doubt a wonderful night.. my 1st ever PROM i attend.. and its actually NOT that bad.. which is good =D

AHH!! time to sleep.. its 4.15 AM!! i dunno wat on earth am i doing.. super tired!! chow=D

NO 2!!! =D

After a LONG day of jamming i got so super duper wopper tired... and we actually went to a studio.. which was a catalyst to increase the rate of me getting headache!! hahaha

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well.. after jamming we decided to go PYRAMID to help my fren with his baju for prom.. but my mum say.. AI YO!! tak pe la.. balik rumah lar.. so as an obedient kid like me.. i listened to her and went back home...

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i so wanted to sleep... cuase of the headache.. and i suspect its the SYMBOL i hit.. made me "spin my head right round right round" LOL!

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AS ALWAYS!!! computer 1st.. so i was facebooking until i hear something...like some huge group of people coming upstairs... but i ACTED COOL..(can act ni.. cannot be cool.. HAIZ!) acted like NO ONE is outside.. *suspecting its my SJ-ians!! but keep cool.. viewing pictures* SUDDENLY!! i hear *BEEP* someone turn on their video camera i suppose? LOL!! and BOOM!

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*SURPRISE!!!!!*

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lol!

there they are.. my sj-ians... was expecting them to come since BIN message me to ask for my mum's number.. but as day passes by.. i thought i damn perasaan lar..and i thought they forgotten me d...mana tahu suddenly all come.. haha!!

ini la gang aku.. =D

left sai cheong ni.. haiz.. that fella duwan me d..if his there.. perfect reunion.. long time never meet up d..

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anyways.. it was BBQ!! long time never bbq liao.. they brought all the "instruments" and there we go!! start ur engine!! hahahaha i mean FIRE!

fire on the way!

MISSION ACCOMPLISH!!! fire's up!!

as everyone bz bbq-ing.. and starting fire.. as usual us!! CAM WHORE!!! LOL!!

Food on the way!! haha.. well marinated!! damn nice!!

*stomach playing drum d!!*

makan makan!! haha.. mum cooked some food too.. so semua makan..

dengan gembira?? lol!!

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*ZHENG ZHENG ZHENG ZHENG ZHENG*

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lights was off... i dunno why.. so i sing happy birthday to u happy birthday to u.. LOL!!!

and of course.. it was the B'day cake!!

tada!! nice not nice not?? SPECIALY MADE WAN U NOE!!! YI LIN made it her self!! the girl on the left!! chun le.. damn nice lar.. like from secret recipe ni.. LOL!!

the cake was seriously awesome!! if not becuase of the awesome food be4.. i will eat the awesome cake.. LOL!

after that we jalan jalan around ss19... ppl pass by think we all crazy cuase there was like 11 of us walking out side.. talking so loudly.. at 10 o'clock!! but it was surely fun!!

ahh.. it finally came to an end.. bye bye!! damn sad la.. just spend few hours together ni.. haiZ!

but seriously lo.. despite such hot and smoky environment.. i did not feel the headache!! haha.. i suppose they became my antibiotic?? LOL!

BIN!!! thanks wei.. i think u cooked the most food, did the most job yesterdya!! hahaa.. thanks alot!! =D

yes yes i noe some of u thinking me le me le? wait lar.. patience patience.. haha!!

NOT TO FORGET!!
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Jer Renn

Yuet Yin

Yi Lin

Peng Han

Jia Wei

Iman

Arif
Steven
Sai Cheong
Charmine

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and shit.. one more... who is it aR?? let me check back.. bin mentioned earlier d.. other here d.. hmmmm

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OH YEA!!!

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Shaung! lol!!

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THANKS GUYS!!

it was really an awesome dinner.. SORRY for not going out with u guys often nowadays.. got to practice for my band!! which is TONIGHT!! so after tonight!! i should be able to enjoy with u all.. JUST U ALL WANNA COME OUT WITH ME NOT ONLI!! =D =D

TERIMA KASIH BANYAK BANYAK!

Mua 18th Birthday =D

Wheee.. i'm 18 already.. i'm 18 already.. (damn.. this intro doesn't really sound like i'm 18!)

ANYWAYS!! ya man.. i'm finally 18.. gosh.. super duper long wei.. but actaully also good lar.. i get older later than my other frens.. HAHAHA!! and seriously.. i dun think i have the 18 years old look and character.. DAMN!!

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anyways i had an awesome surprise by my G1 mates.. U GUYS ROCK!! THANKS ALOT WEI!!!

it all started in Sharlene's house where we were JAMMING.. and suddenly.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U!! haha i dint suspect it AT ALL.. but few minutes before they really AMBUSHED in.. i suspected a little.. WHY???

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No. 1

cuase i started to find Rai, Shar, Kh to be a little ackward.. ESP RAI!!! hahah but dun blame her.. she was quite good in denying =D but towards the end there i was like quite tired d.. and normally we chow abt 5 or be4.. but that time it was ALMOST 6!!! so i was like.. Okay.. this is weird..

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No. 2

KH AND RAI WAS SO WELL DRESSED!!! hahahaha... of course shar wasn't at 1st since it was her house.. she changed after that.. LOL! and yea.. kh and rai were very very well dressed up.. UNLIKE SOMEONE!! so i suspected a little.. thinking hard and try not to be perasaan.. ahaha!!

and slowly i think back wat happend a few days be4.. and i was like.. SHIT!! it might be true!!

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No. 3

i recalled wat Ms LIM XINYU said to me.. cuase that time i planned to go yam cha and i asked her if she wanna go or not.. then she was like..cannot la..today not free..

me: oh like that la.. duwan see me.. fine lorr..

Xinyu: no la.. today bz mar.. going out later..
me: HAIZ.. nvm la..

Xinyu: IF I SEE U WITHIN THIS 3 DAYS U BELANJA ME MINUM K?

me: OKAY! (woops.. i not yet belanja.. HAHA!)

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so yea.. she actually HINTED me be4.. but i obviously dint get it until i started to be perasaan in Shar's house..

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No. 4

This Mr Peng Han Hwa say SEE U DURING PROM!!

i was like.. wah.. fine la.. duwan see me d.. HAIZ!! k lo.. nvm nvm.. hahaha..

NOW I NOE HE WAS making me not to suspect.. DAMN! lol

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No. 5

FOR THE 1st TIME!! my mum was like..

mum: u wearing like that to ur frens house ar??

me: yea.. why??

mum: so ugly

me: ai ya.. ntg wan la.. going fren hse ni mar.. not girlfriend also.. wokie.. i go 1st bb....

AND FINALLY GUESS WAT!! i was soooo under dressed compare to my other classmates.. so i think.. nvm la... not going anywhere far gua? maybe just near by?

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"OKAY LETS GO MIDVALLEY" says someone.. i was like.. WHAT!! no way!! :( :( .. hahaha!!

so yea.. after the shock.. i stunned a while and yea.. sat kerhan's car to Midvalley...

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*ZHENG ZHENG ZHENG ZHENG ZHEGN*

guess where my beloved G1 mates brought me??

TGIF!!

( i dun get it.. it was a sunday!!)

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that time my brain was like thinking and refreshing back wat happen to all the bday parties i went to in TGIF... seriously.. i've alwyas been to PPL's party in TGIF and enjoyed it very much cuase the poor bday boy or girl kena bully kao kao.. and me sit at the side enjoy.. NOW!! IT WAS MY TURN!! DAMN RITE? haha!

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*no place no place no place no place no place*

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that wat i've been repeating from the car park to the restaurant... but haiz.. duwan to be a wet blanket.. ONE HOUR PLUS PLUS also we wait.. haha!

and yea.. the party was fun.. they made me do all those stufss as usual.. SORRY MATES!! no picture.. SEE IN FACEBOOK!! got a vid also.. 8 min long i heard.. hahaha!!

THANKS ALOT G1-ians!! really enjoyed my day =D

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AND NOW *drum rolls* its time for *another rolls* My Bday Celebration with FAMILY!!!

Tada! this was where we went.. ermm.. its in Kelana Jaya.. (jeremy should noe)

i had LAMB SHANK!!! wheee.. super nice wei.. and ALOT OF GRAVY!! yumm yumm =D

MUD CAKE!!! TGIF that time forgotten to eat.. so come this place and try..

WEI!! not bad man.. HAHA!! can fight with TGIF!! hahahahaha..

(do i look weird without specs?? HAHA!)

mmmmmmm... YUMMY!! THIS IS AWESOME!!! hahahaha

TY DADDY AND MUMMY for such a wonderful and "romantic" dinner.. haha!!

TY grandpa for having such a wonderful dinner with me =D

and now.. one of the most memalukan news...

LOL!!! remember me saying my lamb ada banyak gravy?? tu la.. kena baju dah.. haiz!!

18 YEARS OLD!!??!?!?!

(who will believe wei?? patutla no GF!!)

we are family! too bad sis and bro not here.. and of course.. HER! but she's always around us.. i noe that =D

Oh YUCKY!!!

Before i start.. i would like to share how i got this word "OH YUCKY" =D

well it all started back in GOLD COAST!! gosh.. its almost one year after that wonderful trip.. IF AND ONLY IF MORE PEOPLE WENT!! it would be FANTASTIC!

anyways.. we got a few phrase when we were there.. and we found it catchy.. LOL!

1st was in a theme park.. i cannot remember which wan but i THINK its SEA WORLD!!

this sister or fren we not sure was like scolding the brother or fren..

"oh mother F****R, why are u doing this to ur self?"

it was actually just a wrist band, the guy was wearing a wrist band and when he took it off, there were colour diff, u noe when u get burn under the sun or so, u'll have diff patches?? get wat i mean??

uhuh just like that.. we were actually shocked.. as she just said it out loud.. have u seen such thing happening in Malaysia before?? hmm highly UNLIKELY!

lol.. another wan was of course their usual.. HI mate.. WATS UP MATE..have a good day MATE..its actually their way to make the convo seem "close" and very frenly.. well i tried it the minute i saw my mum when she came and fetch me from the air port...

"HI MATE!!!"

and guess wat?? MY MUM THOUGHT I SAID "HI MAID!!" she was angry with me for a moment until i found out and EXPLAINED myself.. LOL! *PHEW*

Next is HOI..lol its like a slang... something like PARDON ME i think.. hi can i have a glass of water? "HOI"? Lol.. i;m not really sure how they use it.. but it was kinda cool the way the pronounce it.. haha HOI HOI HOI!

and the last INTERESTING one is OH YUCKY!

this is really funny.. we went "shopping" for food or snacks in their so call *7-eleven* called k mart or something like that if i;m not mistaken.. wool worth? LOL something like that...and yea we wanted to buy some bread for the next day since the food in the theme park is kinda costly (esp when u times 2.70) so yea we search search and we saw this bread where its already not in good condition... moss started growing.. so we decide to give the person who is working there..

he goes " OH YUCKY"

well u might just thing.. yea he said oh yucky? so? hahaha!! well the way he said it was so cool and funny till we found it interesting... and i was imitating him all the way after that.. =D

SO yea as u noe oh yucky is used for something disgusting, i saw something really ridiculous today.. it was so so so disgusting till i wanted to kill the fella...

uhuh, i practically showed this face... really YUCKY!! =D

anyways it was this MALE cat.. really idiotic i felt.. eating NEWLY BORN KITTEN!!!!

HOW TERRIBLE IS THAT RITE!?!?!?!?

awww.. see how cute those kittens are??

(not the wan i saw..got if from,of course,GOOGLE IMAGE) lol

i really dun understand how the male cat can actually pick them up and EAT IT! i mean yea u r hungry but still? ur own species!! why eat them when u have something else to eat?? its not like its the END OF THE WORLD (like 2012) until u need to eat each other rite??

GOSH! i saw 4 kittens.. and guess wat.. 2 were bitten one really gone d.. whole head in the stupid cat's stomach.. STUPID r-SELECTED SPECIES!!! do not nurture their offspring! NVM!! eat them somemore.. REAL TOOT!

damn kesian lar.. pity those kitten.. though i hate cats as i feel they are dirty but eating own kids? or even own species doesn't seem like a nice thing to do...is it the same for every r-selected species?? since hamsters are like that too.. haiz!! THANK GOD I'm K-SELECTED!! parents nurture us..PROVIDE us food.. not CONSUME us for food..LOL..

(damn reminds me of bio's essay)

SEE!! aren;t they cute?? =D why eat them?? eat them d no more garfield show.. HAHA!!

PET LOVER (yea right) , Xian, aka, `' =D